'Anxiety Prime' Crop Hoodie

'Anxiety Prime' Crop Hoodie – the fashion-forward garment that knows your stress level better than your therapist! Made from the softest material this side of a therapy couch, this crop hoodie is so trendy, even your worries will be envious.

Why settle for a regular hoodie when you can have an 'Anxiety Prime' experience? This hoodie comes with a built-in radar for detecting impending panic attacks and a fit so cozy, it's like a hug from a supportive cloud.
And guess what? This hoodie comes with a free subscription to all the random thoughts and 'what-ifs' your brain can conjure! It's like a magazine subscription, but instead of the latest celebrity gossip, you'll be treated to endless rounds of 'Did I leave the oven on?' and 'What if the pigeons are secretly plotting world domination?'

So, if you're ready to tackle your day with a dash of humor and a heap of comfort, the 'Anxiety Prime' Crop Hoodie is here to remind you that life's a roller coaster, and you're hanging on for dear life – in style!"

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem