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'Plants are my children' Hoodie

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    "Plants Are My Children" Hoodie – because who needs human offspring when you've got a jungle of leafy babies to tend to? Made from 100% organic cotton, this hoodie lets you snuggle up in comfort while saving the planet one cozy layer at a time.

    With a fit as regular as your plant-watering routine, ribbed cuffs to match your plant's lush leaves, and a hood lined with jersey to remind you of the great outdoors (you know, where your plant children thrive), it's a wardrobe essential for the proud plant parent in you.

    So strut your stuff with the confidence of a seasoned plant whisperer, show the world that chlorophyll runs in your veins, and let this hoodie scream, "Plants are my children, and they're thriving under my parenthood!" Because who needs a family tree when you've got an actual one growing in your living room? ???

    • Outside: 100% organic cotton
    • Inside: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
    • Brushed lining
    • Regular fit
    • Raglan sleeves
    • Ribbed cuffs and hem
    • Drawstrings with metal eyelets and stoppers
    • Jersey-lined hood

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
    XS 25 ⅝ 19 ¼
    S 26 ¾ 20 ½
    M 27 ¼ 21 ¾
    L 27 ⅝ 22 ¾
    XL 28.0 24.0
    2XL 28 ¼ 25 ¼
    3XL 28 ¾ 26 ⅜
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